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Hour Demotivational Poster


HAPPY HOUR IS HERE -




cynosure -


TAGS: day hour minute
Rating: 4.96/5

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Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:23 am
Awe5ome as always
MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:14 pm
sry, couldn't give it 6L, had to go with 5, awesome poster
Airman - March 30, 2014, 9:11 pm
and 5 more
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:02 pm
A definite 5 from me!
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 5:04 pm
I'm repeating myself when it comes to your posters 5ho. Superb.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 4:56 pm
Wow, and then some. 5&F


OUR BOYS -


TAGS: jousting medieval army bicycles off hours
Rating: 3.48/5

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woot - November 6, 2009, 12:34 pm
f***ing ausies gotta love them


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet wh***house.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


PRE MIDLIFE CRISIS - In dog years You would be dead




DEATH HOUR - If you see this, the Grim Reaper had a creative mood




MIDDLE AGE - Is when "Happy Hour" is a nap ...




Monday - Thursday -




PILOTS -


TAGS: life time hour flight walk earth eyes sky helicopter sunrise mountain
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by giulio

MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!


POLITICALLY CORRECT -


TAGS: my seventy two hour cooling off period is over
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:25 am
You know that whole rule about personal attacks? Not that it really is one, but with the way things have been going around here in the last couple days, I don't know how strictly the rules will play.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:23 am
Ok Boss...easy now. I don't intend to harm you.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:20 am
And it was the same dude. Lot of alge growing on his back, but if you looked real careful like at the algae, you see: Harry Belefonte. And there can be only one Harry Belefonte.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Rejected why?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks NIK. Having you talk down to me like that feels a little like I'm cheatin' on the wife. But it happened more than once. And I picked up the little dude more than once. And I've caught my share of completely wild turtles. This was different.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL. I also submitted a poster, which I expect to be rejected, by the way. Had to do it though. How long do these things usually take? Seems like forever this time.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Obama poster isn't until August 11. What the hell, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Well I'm sure that's all just how you remember it. I've caught dozens of turtles of all kinds in my youth, and imagine if you stand in the right spot for long enough, you could call any name and something will come to you. HAHA!!! I'm just sayin...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
*jaw-drop* Giving turtles a come-hither finger gesture?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
Oh, uhm, "The Boss (Sean)" is because I just submitted an Obama -- "Born in the USA!" poster under that name.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:10 am
hurt a turtle, and he was fine. I didn't do anything else to him. Of course the "he" part of my totally true story is an a**umption on my part. The rest is as I have said.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:08 am
my finger (well out of reach of it's mouth). When it got a few feet onto land I made a noise and kinda bluff. When he truned to try to get back into the water, I lifted him up by the tail. I looked at him for a bit and then let him go. I would never
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:06 am
Thanks NIK. But I swear that story is true. I was about ten-ish and I called "Timmy" for about, what seemed like forever, and this pretty much fully grown snapping turtle came out of nowhere to where I was. I then lured it onto land using ...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:05 am
Ambien, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:04 am
LOL. Sean...you really crack me up!
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:03 am
or fed him a lot when he was smaller. What I was told is that they raised him and then let him and his sibling, Tommy, go.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:02 am
I used to know a snapping turtle named Timmy. Lived free, in a pond atttached to a lake, but would come if you called him. True story. Just thought I'd share that. The folks whose cottage was next to that pond either raised him from a hatchling ...
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
Not the snapping turtles, I hope.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Either way, it's turtles all the way down.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Yeah! As soon as I figure out what that is, I'll thank you, Sean... or curse you.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:54 pm
Dammit, Bone ... you knew aggy was a recent convert to CT (Cosmic-Terrapinism), but you HAD to go there!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isn't much of an attack poster. I'm not even remotely offended.


A PARTY OF ONE -




DOGS - Not allowed to sit. Or have happy hour.


TAGS: dogs martini happy hour
Rating: 2.44/5

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Me - September 14, 2008, 4:44 pm
Poor Brian...


Delete or Download -


TAGS: best use of four hours
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2014, 12:34 am
Well, now yer talkin’…..DON’T FLUSH!!
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 12:29 am

OK, c'mon. I'll let you drink out'ta the toilet...
GaryO - January 18, 2014, 10:51 pm
Vernon. Missy monkey, dyslectic as she is, thinks I’m a dog……gimme this one…look, I’m rollin’ over here.
lgvernon - January 18, 2014, 9:52 pm

Priss, hon~~you've always had a problem with time, haven't you? And measurement...tsk
GaryO - January 18, 2014, 9:36 pm
‘3½ hours'......thank you
MissPriss - January 18, 2014, 8:47 pm
Let me guess...the last one is reading material on what to do with the remaining 3 1/2 hours once said bon** pill has been activated?


time -




Tic Toc -


TAGS: hourglass objects female weight time
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
LMAO!!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!


TIME -


TAGS: hour wound soldier last kill
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Greybeard - February 5, 2013, 7:32 am
Simply Awesome.
Rick69 - February 4, 2013, 7:13 pm
Only the best is what I produce... Amongst most of my crap... (This was worth it).
Rick69 - February 4, 2013, 7:13 pm
Only the best is what I produce... Amongst most of my crap...
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
You may not do them often...but each time it's 5L material Slick!
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
You may not do them often...but each time it's 5L material Slick!


Burning 2000 Calories -




IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the g** ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
cheers*
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!


The Lover -


TAGS: no light but an hour
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - October 14, 2014, 11:28 pm
It's what I do. Been that way for over sixty-five years. (serious; cheers, Edgeth)
Thedge - October 14, 2014, 10:28 pm
GaryO. You sir, are a trip. If nothing else, I am glad I met you in the den of semi-iniquity! Thanks for being you.
GaryO - October 14, 2014, 10:20 pm
suitable for framing
Thedge - October 14, 2014, 7:54 pm
Appreciated the 'head's up'.


CHILDREN -


TAGS: children day assignment it shouldnt take 2 hours to grocery shop
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:20 pm
Yea i am its ugly but i was rushing when i did it and didn't really care. I will probably change it when i get around to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 1:13 pm
Must have been an ugly mail man.....are you aware that there's an address in your .Gif Faceplant?
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 1:11 pm
Amsome, everyone always said i looked like the mail man!


INVASION OF CANADA -


TAGS: canada our s in two hours of duty time
Rating: 3.5/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 12:16 am
It looks like Richard Greico. I pity Canada if he shows up, not because he's tough, but because they'll have to put up with a horrible has been like Richard Greico.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:04 pm
d***, I think yer right. Sheesh.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:07 pm
It's because - excepting those 3 weeks (this year, July 25th to August 14th) of summer - he's woefully underdressed.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:34 pm
Ha! Soldier dude here looks scared ... for a reason.
BoneCD - July 2, 2009, 7:52 am
Wait a second, I thought we were already taken over by Canada...or was that China?
a name - July 2, 2009, 2:33 am
You know I do remember the United States did try to invade Canada a couple hundred years ago... Apparently they like their guns just as much as we do...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Oooh, can I invade Montreal? I hear it's just like Europe! Or maybe Toronto? Look out, Yonge Street, here I come with my American moneys and my swaggers to buy your sensible items at reasonable prices! Plus, I want pancakes!
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:33 am
If nothing else, South Park showed us that nobody wins in a war with Canada.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:50 pm
If you say so.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 8:43 pm
And Canadian women love euro accents like all other women. y'alll is not attractive to anybody.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 8:42 pm
My lady is whichever lady i wind up with each night. could be 1 of ours, could be one of yours. Man was not made for manogamy
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:35 pm
Just remember that when someday your lady goes down on one of those tourists. I hear Canadian women love our accents.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 8:29 pm
Hey rings don't plug holes!
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:28 pm
So you're saying you lack the personal integrity to keep your hands off another man's wife? Sad.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 8:26 pm
No worries on the cold, the clean air and water are more than enough to provide the vitality needed to satisfy all those women while their husbands are on the golf course. I come from a tourist town and every may we welcome the new American stock.
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 8:19 pm
My daughter is 5, you'd be extremely sick to look at her in that way. As for my wife, I don't worry about anyone taking her away from me. Especially a Canadian. I heard the constant cold produces constant shrinkage in you guys (ha).
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 7:47 pm
Don't forget your wives and daughters boys. Also in Canada we serve american beer with a nipple on it cause its for kids and old people!
WTFO - July 1, 2009, 7:38 pm
Let's go. I was running low on Maple syrup and piss poor beer anyway.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2009, 7:20 pm
Americans invade Canada every summer. They spend incredible amounts of money to go out and catch common freshwater fish and shoot dime a dozen deer. While we stay back at camp to comfort their wives and daughters.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 7:15 pm
Bring it on RON, I've never burned down your capital before. *snickers, winks at moose bodyguard, braces for more flaming*
Mooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 6:22 pm
Eh tu, Ron? Eh tu?


RUSH HOUR - If only Jackie Chan were here ...he'd know how to fix this


TAGS: rush hour
Rating: 3.13/5

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culos - February 20, 2010, 5:41 pm
Clusterf*** seems to be a lot more desirable than a circlejerk any day
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:40 pm
Clusterf***: Definition of. (Besides the NAVY term.)


CRUISE SHIPS -


TAGS: i like a ticket for the 2 hour cruise please
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
yaw = amsome in yachting speak. All boats are referenced in the female tense...the rest is up to you
Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:56 pm
Any explanation?


At My Age -


TAGS: elderly definition happy hour naps
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:59 pm
Figured you'd appreciate this one Mr. Gary.
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 10:05 am
Oh, HELL yeah


Empty Promise -




Life Span -




Curiosity. . . -




Quote's by SHO -


TAGS: vegas escort 2nd hour free
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Ism

Sho - April 29, 2015, 3:23 pm
the best option is always the most economical one. 5/f
MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:40 pm
Emilio is that a sicko to Ism or dizz? Nice lol Ism but cuz of Em's comment you'll have to share the 5L with him...teehee.
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:08 am
Ism, you thinking about cracking open a cold one? LOL! 5 blue lions!
EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2015, 1:17 am
Sicko!


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